What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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obama

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hi

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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