why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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