what's 9+10? 19, not 21

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

Mark Wilson

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

0 + 0 = 0

falling didnt make the difference

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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