- Anti Joke

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

you know whats funny... nothing.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-