- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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