Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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try slamming a revolving door

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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David Silberberg is gay

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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Neither have I

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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