a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

i lost the game

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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