Needless to say,

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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