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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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