- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

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