Women's rights.

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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Bumsniffer

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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