What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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Your mom.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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