- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

girls basketball

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

A handicapp walks into a bar

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Women's rights

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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