- Anti Joke

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

you know whats funny... nothing.

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.