Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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Obama

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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