- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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