What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

raisin boogers

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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