- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

How long is a china man?

One below was by me: Walter H

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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