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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

What did I do last night?work

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

How does shit taste?\ Good.

GONNA

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

Knock knock Come in

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

No thank you, I don't like violence

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