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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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Fiats

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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Guess What! HI!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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