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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

whats black and white? a zebra

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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