No.

fruit salad?

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

Some people like melon and others like soup.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

knock knock Labrinth come in

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

What color is red paint? Red

Knock, Knock Come in

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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