- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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