The Pittsburgh Pirates

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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Top ten reasons Microsoft Doors is better than Microsoft Windows. 1. Easier to open. 2. Doors do not crash... Windows does! 3. Watching pron? Your mother around? JUST SLAM THAT SHlT ON HER FACE! 4. Saves power! (Its easier to just shut and open doors) 5. Doors are a lot easier to get trough than windows. 6. When windows wishes you welcome the first time you install it, you still cant wipe your damn feet on it! 7. Its easier to surf on the internet on top of doors than on windows. 8. While Windows is easy to hack because you can try codes forever, you can just buy a good lock on your door and shut it. 9.The sun glaring on your screen trough your windows? GET MICROSOFT DOORS! 10. I dare you make one, i live doing this shit. Capcom before. And special thanks to you! Thanks for playing! Capcom now: Fuck off thats not DLC paywall! its actual downloadable only content! Just pay 45 bucks to get all colors to all characters.... ...Downloading Allcolors 10kb

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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Donald Trump

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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Anti Joke

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