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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Dylan is gay

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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