The MLS

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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Membean

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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