How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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Your dads dead. lol

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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shut up iggy

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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