- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

The Pittsburgh Pirates

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

I'm off to my tank guys!

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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