- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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