What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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