Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

At least I dont have AIDS.

Womens rights !

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

Jacob Edwards has friends

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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