- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

pickle sniffer

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

WNBA

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

9

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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