The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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