What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

Paper shield.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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