whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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Tim and Eric

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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Top Gear USA

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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Catholicism.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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