- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

Bob dole

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

penis

whats white and gooy liguid goop

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

I got shot once it hurt a lot

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

Wy did the chicken?

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

Jews

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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