- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Anti Joke

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