- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

whos the bitch now!?! you are.

Erectile Dysfunction.

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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