Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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Knock knock. Racism.

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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