What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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Anti Joke

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