what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

elen degeneres is straight....

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Knock Knock *opens the door*

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

A horse walks into a barn.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

a woman leaves the kitchen.......

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

This anti-joke below is hilarious.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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