I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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It smells like triangles in here.

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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