- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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