- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Health food.

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What did Delaware? A coat.

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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