Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

How much Is a free app on my market?

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

What did Delaware? A coat.

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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