Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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