An irish man walks out of a bar

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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