- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

Mitt Romney penis

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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