- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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