How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Take this and put it- No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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