- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

A man walks into a bar

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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