A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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