Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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you

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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