What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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cancer

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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