And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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