Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

Davey Peterson.

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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