- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

One time I masturbated by myself

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

baby seal walks into a club

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

im a dragon, no im not

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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