- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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