- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

rishi is gay (coventry england)

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