What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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