Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Black People.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

._____________________. Whale!

Safe sex MR

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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