- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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An irish man walks out of a bar

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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