Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Want to hear a Joke? No.

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

you and your family will die tonight

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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