Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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Justin's hair

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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Guess What! HI!

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Anti Joke

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