Sarah Palin

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

There's my tractor.

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

Republicans

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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