what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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