elen degeneres is straight....

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Samraj.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

Make little things count Teach midgets math

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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