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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

whats long and green? weed

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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