Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Women's rights.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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