- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

Colby Michael Schluter

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

you first

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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