- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Pinus Testicles

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

Knock Knock Go Away

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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