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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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